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Want to avoid school or work, fake sick for a doctor's note, or just take a day off? We'll show you how to look sick, how to act sick, and even how to sound sick so you can convince anyone that you're not feeling well. Keep in mind that faking being sick isn't always a good idea, especially if there's a serious public health crisis happening like the COVID-19 pandemic. As long as you won’t scare or upset people, read on for our complete guide on how to fake sick.
Things You Should Know
- Play up your "illness" in person by acting lightheaded and tired—or, try spending extra time in the bathroom.
- Fake an illness over the phone by speaking in a slow, hoarse voice, pausing to sneeze and cough, and talking about how contagious you are.
- Give yourself a fake fever by touching your thermometer to a lightbulb or shaking it vigorously.
Steps
Method 1
Method 1 of 6:
Making Yourself Seem Sick
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1Decide what illness you are going to fake. Ideally, you want something that incapacitates you from major responsibilities without being so serious that others will take you to the doctor or hospital. A cold, fever, or 24-hour bug are all good options. Make sure you know the symptoms you want to fake and limit your performance to just those. If you do tons of irrelevant symptoms, this will not work the way you want it to.
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2Start mentioning symptoms the day before you want to fake the sickness. That way your “illness” will seem more believable. If you're wanting to stay home from school Monday, act tired and sluggish on Sunday. Say you aren't feeling well or have a slight headache. Don't eat much and go to bed early. This way when you start showing more severe symptoms it will be more believable.Advertisement
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3Jog your memory. You've been sick before, and people have noticed. Think about what it felt like, and what other people noticed the most when you were sick? Try to replicate those symptoms and channel that feeling. It'll be much easier to convince people that you have come down with something you have had before, rather than tackling a whole new ailment.
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4Make your face look sick and pale. Take foundation that’s 2-3 shades lighter than your natural skin tone. If you have green concealer, rub it on your cheeks and forehead to make you look pale. Don't paint your face green, just slightly change the color of your skin. If helpful, use a little bit of powder or flour.
- Make sure you know how to apply makeup effectively. If you are obviously wearing makeup, you are sure to be caught.
- If you use makeup, try to avoid being touched. You'll be found out if someone puts their hand on your face and the concealer comes off.
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5Pretend you're dizzy and lightheaded. Walk slower, with shorter steps. Take your time when getting out of bed or a chair. When you stand up at your desk, pretend to lose your balance a little bit and put your hand on your desk to "regain" your balance.
- To remember what being dizzy feels like, wait until you are in private and spin around until you get a little dizzy. Make note of how it feels and how you're acting. When you're in front of others, replicate that behavior, but only slightly.
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6Act uncomfortable. People who are sick don't feel good, so don't joke around and laugh and smile too much. Give people the impression that you're disoriented and "in your own world." If you're the kind of person who gets cranky when you're sick, then get cranky. Don't appear to take joy in the things you normally take joy in. If you're invited to the movies, and you usually love to go to the movies, turn it down.
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7Be sluggish. Stay in bed if you can. It's a natural reaction to want to rest and sleep a lot when you're sick. It's your body's way of giving itself time to fight the sickness and heal. Nod off or put your head down on your desk occasionally. Whenever you're given the chance, curl up on the closest couch you can find.
- Pretend to shiver while in bed, even if under the covers.
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8Act like you're upset about being sick. Being legitimately ill is not fun, and often leaves you with lots to catch up on. Tell people you wish you could make it to the activities you are skipping and apologize for the inconvenience you might cause. Never seem really happy that you can stay home. Tiredly mumble "ok" and pretend to go back to sleep.
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9Don't suddenly get better. If you successfully convince people you are sick, they will start to become suspicious again if you are back to 100% immediately after your sick day. If your parents decide to let you stay home, don't start smiling and acting energetic again until a few hours after school lets out.
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Method 2
Method 2 of 6:
Faking a Fever
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1Make your face hot and sweaty. A fever is a classic illness to fake, since they often imply that you are contagious and the best treatment is usually bed rest. People with fevers have faces and foreheads that are usually hot, though they themselves feel cold. There are a number of ways to fake a fever and give yourself the appearance of a feverish face.
- Take a hot shower without getting your hair wet.
- Blow on your face with a blow dryer.
- Rub water on your face to make it seem sweaty.
- Heat your face for a few minutes with a heating pad or hot water bottle when no one is looking.
- Rub your face vigorously with your hands.
- Lay down on your back with your head hanging off the edge of your bed so that all the blood flows to it.
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2Cover yourself with many layers of clothes and blankets. They will make you sweat, but people will think you are cold too. Pretend to shiver, no matter how much you bundle yourself up. A cold sweat is one important symptom of a cold or fever.
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3Tamper with your thermometer. If a parent or nurse leaves you alone with a thermometer in your mouth, there are a few things you can do to give yourself an artificially high temperature. Just make sure you don't get it too high—it will either be obvious that you faked the results, or they will take you to the doctor or hospital to treat your dangerously high temperature.
- Drink hot water before putting the thermometer in your mouth.
- Touch the thermometer to a hot light bulb for a second.
- Shake the thermometer vigorously by the metal tip. This will push the mercury out towards the high end of the thermometer. Of course, this doesn't work with digital thermometers.
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Method 3
Method 3 of 6:
Faking an Upset Stomach
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1Display a decline in appetite. Only pick at your food, and avoid finishing even things that you usually like.
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2Occasionally rub your stomach. Do this with an uncomfortable look on your face. You don't have to say anything at first, but do mention your stomach (or if you are a small kid, your tummy) if someone asks you what is wrong tell them your stomach have been bothering you.
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3Keep a bowl or bucket by you. Even if you never use it, this implies that you are on the verge of throwing up. Once in a while pick it up and stare into it with disconcert, as though hit by a wave of nausea.
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4Spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Whether from vomiting or diarrhea, people make frequent and long trips to the bathroom when sick to their stomach. You don't need to make a spectacle out of it, but rushing to the bathroom a few times an hour will definitely get noticed.
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5Pretend to throw up. Run into the bathroom and make a loud heaving, retching noise, then dump a glass of water into the toilet and flush. Repeat a couple times, then take a minute to "wash up" before walking out looking miserable.
- Most of the time people won't want to see your vomit, so this sound performance should be enough. You can also make fake vomit and pour it in the toilet while you pretend to throw up.
- If you are eating soup, put broth in your mouth and pretend like you swallowed it. Then make your cheeks wide, like you brought the broth back up, and run to the bathroom to spit it in the toilet.
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Method 4
Method 4 of 6:
Faking Cold or Flu Symptoms
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1Breathe only through your mouth. It's tough to fake a runny nose if you don't have one, but you can fake being stuffed up. Breathe only through your mouth and talk a little slower. Sniffle occasionally with short inward sniffs.
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2Shiver and pretend that you are freezing. Wear many layers of clothing or curl up under several blankets. Take an icy cold shower to make your skin chilly to the touch.
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3Fake sneezing or coughing. This is a risky move. Either of these, if done unconvincingly, can let on that you aren't actually sick. Faking a cough is definitely easier than faking a sneeze, but even that can sound forced if you aren't careful.
- You could also make yourself sneeze, by sniffing pepper. For some sleight of hand, sprinkle pepper in a sweater and pretend to rub your nose on it. Sniff in the pepper to make yourself sneeze.
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4Apply a small amount of toothpaste onto your bottom eyelids to make your eyes watery. Make sure it's near but not in your eyes. Leave the toothpaste on for about three minutes to make your eyes feel like they're burning.
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Method 5
Method 5 of 6:
Faking Being Sick for a Doctor’s Note
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1Pretend that you have a headache. You could pretend that you have a migraine, a type of painful headache that usually occurs on one side. Describe the pain as throbbing, and you can even squint a little since migraines make some people sensitive to light.[1]
- Migraines usually last 4-72 hours.
- Migraine headaches are good to fake because they're not contagious, so you're less likely to worry other people. Plus, it's hard for a doctor to "test" for a migraine.
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2Claim that you have a mild upset stomach or diarrhea. Tell your doctor that you might have food poisoning or an upset stomach from something you ate a few hours earlier. Act tired and tell them that you’re experiencing a lot of abdominal cramping. Other common symptoms of an upset stomach or food poisoning include: nausea, vomiting, and watery stool.[2]
- If you’re looking for a doctor’s note, it’s not a good idea to pretend that you have a fever because they can easily check your temperature.
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3Tell the doctor or nurse that you have painful period cramps. If you’re someone with a uterus, you can tell your healthcare provider that your menstrual cramps are making it hard to work or go to school. It’s completely normal for 5-10% of people who get periods to experience pain that makes it hard to go about daily life.[3]
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Method 6
Method 6 of 6:
Faking Illness Over the Phone
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1Make your voice sound different. If you need to call your boss to take off work, you need to sound the part to avoid suspicion.
- Speak slightly slower. Pause occasionally for a second in the middle of your sentences. Don't be too quick to answer. Remember, you are sick and sluggish.
- Try to breathe through your mouth to sound like you have a stuffed-up nose.
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2Play up how contagious you are. Your boss might not care how you feel, but if you are going to get the rest of your coworkers sick that's another matter. Mention that you think you caught your illness from someone else. Explain that you are coughing or sneezing and your nose is running all over the place.
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3Cough or sneeze. Don't do this directly into the phone—you don't do that in real life, do you? Hold the phone a reasonable distance away from you and cough or sneeze loudly. Then apologize and continue the conversation.
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4Fake the sounds of vomit. Pour one or two large glasses of water and make your call while sitting by the toilet. If you really need to sound sick, stop in the middle of talking to make a retching and gurgling noise and pour the glass of water. That should simulate the sounds of throwing up.
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5Don't overdo it. One of the quickest ways to arouse suspicion is to ham it up. If you can just ask to take a sick day without giving too many details, you are less likely to get caught in your web of lies.
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Community Q&A
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QuestionHow do I make myself look pale and ill?
wikiHow Staff EditorThis answer was written by one of our trained team of researchers who validated it for accuracy and comprehensiveness.
Staff AnswerwikiHow Staff EditorStaff AnswerYou can use a foundation that’s 1-2 shades lighter than your natural skin tone, and use a greyish eyeshadow to create subtle shadows under your eyes. Skip wearing any lip color, or use a pale nude lipstick to make your lips look paler. If you regularly wear a lot of makeup, going without can also make you look paler or more “tired” than usual. -
QuestionHow can you tell if someone is faking illness?wikiHow Staff EditorThis answer was written by one of our trained team of researchers who validated it for accuracy and comprehensiveness.
Staff AnswerwikiHow Staff EditorStaff AnswerWhen someone is faking, you might notice an absence of hard-to-fake symptoms such as fever, congestion, or rash. You might also notice that their symptoms are vague or inconsistent, or that they don’t respond to treatments, such as medications, the way you’d expect them to. Also, be aware that while a person faking illness to get out of school or work occasionally is not unusual, someone regularly faking illness for attention is a serious mental health issue that needs to be treated. -
QuestionCan thinking you’re sick make you actually sick?wikiHow Staff EditorThis answer was written by one of our trained team of researchers who validated it for accuracy and comprehensiveness.
Staff AnswerwikiHow Staff EditorStaff AnswerFocusing too much on your health can stress you out, which may lead to physical symptoms. For example, if you’re really anxious about your health, you might start to experience symptoms like nausea or indigestion, headaches, fatigue, and muscle pain. If you experience these symptoms with no obvious physical cause or find yourself obsessing over your health, talk to your doctor about whether you might have a health anxiety disorder.
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Warnings
- Be wary of "crying wolf." If people catch on that you fake being sick, they may not take you seriously when you actually do get sick and need their help.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- If you stay home be careful not to get up or do stuff for a while even when your parents have left. There's a possibility that they might come back if they forgot something, or just to check up on you.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Don't take any medicine for symptoms that you are only faking. This could be dangerous. If it's a pill, pretend to swallow it, and throw it away when nobody's looking.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Avoid faking symptoms of an illness during times of public health crisis like the COVID-19 pandemic. It might not seem like a big deal, but you could really scare or upset others.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Especially if you are in school, don't fake symptoms that are embarrassing. Coughing, fever, vomiting are fine, but telling people you had diarrhea might earn you some unkind jeers.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Do not fake more symptoms than you should. Don't fake a cough and prepare fake diarrhea.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Delete this page from your browser history. Others are sure to call you out if they stumble upon signs of research and planning.⧼thumbs_response⧽
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